So there was this girl in minecraft I was playing with. She inspired me to draw her in a way I like (I cannot lie that an artist has to masturbate many times during the process to finish the work). Anyway the point is, I saw stupidity as an alien, and I tricked her to death. It was so funny I had to smoke a bowl.
That dumb slut just fell to the ground. I didn’t have to set a trap. I jump and the girl follows, but to her death. I thought it was so sweet. Even though we are immortal in real life, I felt her death. I felt it grow inside of me like a superpower, like I consumed her life force because I live still. In nature, the weak must die. The selection process is cruel but certain to benefit the future humanity. Her fucked up corpse is all the more precious because of that and must be cherished. This is why I like drawing. I think it’s for the best we see her corpse and learn from the act of a dumb slut trying to be as cool as me.
Girls are just so bad at games it makes me question how they see reality. They are fated to die first, which is cute, but it must be used to your advantage. They will also use their charm to confuse you, like the turtles do. Just look at the reptiles and learn from them. They pretend to be weak, but they are just ones and zeroes. Skeletons attack them to make you defend them. They try to trick you with your own feelings, make you feed them endlessly to multiply until the server crashes, which is why the reptiles and girls are the true monsters in Minecraft.
She’ll do anything for a selfie. The selfie has power over dicks of all sizes, but I have the power of life and death. I invited her to my clan to fuck with her. She doesn’t understand the reptiles in Minecraft are dead inside, but not as dead as she is. If you think about their brain, you can glimpse into the mind of their creator, which is like having sex with Notch himself (Satan praise his phat layers). This requires disemboweling many Minecraft players before you achieve this, your girlfriends included. She said the great part about dying naked is that you lose nothing, but that just makes her a poor ass slut. Makes sense why she loves being a whore slave to anyone, but doesn’t know that her butt and pussy are just being used.
Anyway, since it was 4/20, I passed a serious trial of grasses, and my brain was still waking up from the intense beating of the blood vessels on my dick. It was a long night in Minecraft, killing furries with just a shovel (my sword broke but I felt like I don’t know where to get more sticks, it’s like a Minecraft nightmare without sticks). I think I woke up from that with a dire need to masturbate, so I started her drawing. By the way, you can paypal me if you wanna see what happened next. I love drawing insides starting from the brain, which I always expose in the end. Reptiles love the brain and always finish with the pussy.