Pigs are nasty and nobody likes them because they’re so damn scary and you can’t feel good about being around them. One of the most effective ways you can train yourself to see them in a different light is by letting pigs out of the f—ing pen. I don’t mean to be a bad pig person, but you can train yourself to see pigs as animals, just like chickens. If you see a pig do something that makes you want to say, “Wow,” or “That’s not right,” just let them do it. Some pigs will even impregnate their owners or eat from their plates. Sometimes pigs will even pick up their own feces and poop on their own plates and dishes. This is totally normal behavior, and the good pig will do it without being yelled at or cussed at.
I have been surrounded by pigs for the majority of my life as a cow. I have been to the land where my ancestors roam and know the way to the land of my past. The land of my ancestors is at the end of the mountain range; and this is the only way to get there, the only way to pass these roving pigs. One can do so but it is impossible to be at peace for this.
Since I came to this land I have learned that our peaceful and tranquil lives are only a pretense and a deception. Pigs are strange creatures that live in a very different environment. It’s best to remember that they are active sexual hunters; they are instinctual and very curious about everything around them; they can cause mischief in the most unexpected ways. It was hard for me to believe, but my girlfriend is pregnant. Pigling is now growing inside of her.